Toby and Anton in conversation


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Anton and Toby said a lot of weird stuff over the years, but I concluded that their magical thinking would cease when they reached a certain age. Still, at 8 and 11, they are still strong. Anton is especially in that phase in between, where he is trying to grow up, but he is still a strong child at heart. Here are a few things they’ve thrown out lately …

Toby: “When I grow up, I think I’ll be a basketball player.”
School counselor: “It’s really hard to be.”
Toby: (good luck) “Yeah, actually, I think I’m going to be a basketball coach.”
School counselor: “Great. How do you become a coach? ”
Toby: (good luck) “Actually, I think I’m going to be the season ticket holder.”

Anton, during dinner: “People, I can make a movie in my mind. Like, if you say, think about the ocean, and I work hard, I can succeed a film about the ocean in my mind. ”

Anton: “People always just walk into my bedroom. I need privacy. ”
Me: “I could make a sign.”
Anton: “Yes, he will say KEEP OUT. But I still want you and Dad to pet me at night. So, on my sign, it WILL BE CORRECTED EXCEPT HAKES. ”

Anton, out of nowhere: “Why didn’t you call me Vaughn ????”

Toby: “You and Dad always say I’m so beautiful, but I don’t see it.” * View photos of my phone for 10 seconds. “Ohhhhhh, I see now.”

Anton: “Do you know that you can go to meetings online? Have you described the person you want to date? ”
Me yes. What would you put on? “
Anton: “Outdoors, a dog lover, he loves chicken fingers at Union Market.”

anton

toby

Joanna Goddard

Alex Williams

Have you tried application does that turn people into cartoon characters? Anton involved us all in that. I couldn’t believe how realistic they were. Alex made me laugh for 20 minutes. He looks like a sexy villain.

What weird things have kids been saying in your life lately? I’d love to hear.

PS Talk to the children about sex,, death i everything else. Plus, passive-aggressive notes of my children.


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